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Dude! This EXIT sign means serious business!

Dude! This EXIT sign means serious business!

I got to cross the Brooklyn Bridge with a couple of awesome people. Transportation medium? Legs. Lots of it.

I got to cross the Brooklyn Bridge with a couple of awesome people. Transportation medium? Legs. Lots of it.

The Funniest Moment of my NYC Trip

  • Waiter: I just want to let you know that I’m open 24 hours to lick your toes clean.
  • R.C.: Haha, all right.
  • Waiter: Do you have a phone number?
  • R.C.: I usually just text people.
  • Waiter: It’s ok I don’t talk that much.
  • Waiter: (leaves and comes back)
  • Waiter: So can I call you?
  • R.C.: I’m from Toronto.
  • Waiter: Don’t worry, I’m on Facebook.
  • R.C.: (Decided to break the news to the waiter) I don’t think my girlfriend is going to like this
  • Waiter: (Baffled after realizing that he’s been hitting on a girl...who likes girls)I don’t think your girlfriend will like me either...*walks away and never returns*
  • Denise: (Laughing internally: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
The Funniest Moment of my NYC Trip

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Denise . 21. Undergrad. Fresh Grad.
Sometimes exciting.Oftentimes not.

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