Waiter:I just want to let you know that I’m open 24 hours to lick your toes clean.
R.C.:Haha, all right.
Waiter:Do you have a phone number?
R.C.:I usually just text people.
Waiter:It’s ok I don’t talk that much.
Waiter:(leaves and comes back)
Waiter:So can I call you?
R.C.:I’m from Toronto.
Waiter:Don’t worry, I’m on Facebook.
R.C.:(Decided to break the news to the waiter) I don’t think my girlfriend is going to like this
Waiter:(Baffled after realizing that he’s been hitting on a girl...who likes girls)I don’t think your girlfriend will like me either...*walks away and never returns*